dont play2...

" ko jangan main2 ngan adik aku..kalau ko main2 ngan adik aku..siap ko..ko jage dier elok2.."

what if adik ko yg main2??patut ke abg dier lak kene blasah sbb adik die main2..or adik dier yg nk kene blasah??

hmmm...

lagi bebodohan UTP..

utp neh semakin lame semakin bangang..semakin menyusahkan..menyakitkan hati..

kes1: one week b4 amik exam slip (last sem)

dapat notis suh bayar outstanding saman..kalau x bayar taleh amik exam..kalau saman 30 tape rr..ni sampai 500 n they notify us 1 mgu sebelum amik exam slip..wtf..dier igt sume dak utp nih anak datuk ker??duit lam bank berkepuk2..bg la tau awal2..bleh la student bayar ansur2 or crik duit lebih or berjimat cermat..BODOH!!

kes2: sbb ramai yg nk bayar saman..make kaunter pon penuh setiap hari..n biler lewat dr due date..kaunter da tanak terime bayaran saman because they said rector said so..again..wtf..xkan la beratus2 student esp yg final year nk kene repeat sbb taleh byr saman..2 KALI BODOH!!

kes3: dc++ and mirc...

as they said mirc ngan dc makes the tenet slow mcm siput babi..tp sebenanyer read this for details..staff nih kadang2 belagak jer pandai tp kadang2 bangang gak..so they cut dc n mirc sbb kater ader budak share porn laa...share muvie laa...so what??xkn tgk muvie pon xbleh??xkn 24 jam nk kene ngadap buku jer??PORN??terang2 kot kat dc taleh share porn..ader lam rules kot~~n now mirc pon da tade...derang xtau ker dc tuh bukan utk entertainment jer..students share notes kot~~exam papers..mcm2 bende ilmiah kot..N WE NEED ENTERTAINMENT TOO!!sangap dowh!!

kes4: after aku settle sume saman last sem..tibe2 dapat email kate ader saman ag rm210..dabel fuck!!aku da bayr kot~~resit mesti la da tade..da lamae kot~~so kene lak g check kat finance MANUALLY OK!!cek papers satu2..for each tarikh..seb baik ader..kalau x mmg aku bakar utp neh..da la masek g check tuh akak finance tu leh kater "tp dlm sistem nih still outstanding dik"..aku da bayar la bodow!!

da la byk mende yg dier block..sume company violation..mostly sume donlod taleh..even nk donlod academic pon taleh..you tube taleh leh consider ag rr..tp nk tgk video yg ader muke senirik kat facebook pon x bleh!!bangang..

n to all my frens..voting for mpp next week tayah la turun mengundi..membazir jer..derang bkn leh wat pape pon tuk kiter..n siyesly..mpp..u suxx n u failed!!lebih baek tayah ader mpp n lebih baik tayah ader internet gak..charge student hostel fee mahal2 tp service cam bangang..bek pulangkan duit biar kitorang pasang streamyx kat umah nih..lg laju dan best!!

cepat la abes blaja kat utp neh..n aku tanak anta anak aku kat utp nih..UTP maybe one of the top university kat Malaysia in terms of academic..but the lowest position in terms of student welfare!!

Yang Mano Satu Pilihan Kalbu...

haha..da mcm lagu p ramlee la plak..

namo diboghi mcm dlm ic Siti Nurfadilah Ahmad Mujor

Fadilah

Fad

Fadil

Padil

Siti

Siti Nur

Dila

Otai

Siti Otai

Ilah

Dilah

the latest one...Odai

thats what people call me..

with so many names..

but which one suit me??

which one is better??

tp kalau kat utp, ill introduce myself as otai..

senang sbb kalau sebut Fadilah ramai yg x kenal..

tp cam ganas sgt..huhu..

SAMAN SAMAN SAMAN!!

BANGANG UTP!!
FxxK BTOL!!
AKU DA SETTLE KOT SUME SAMAN LAST SEM..PAS2 EMAIL KATER AKU ADER SAMAN AG..
SEM NI AKU ADER 1 SAMAN JER..XKAN SAMPAI 210.
BANGANG!!ASIK NK MINTAK DUIT JER UTP NIH!!
STUDENT NYER WELFARE X JAGE PON..
AIR TADE API TADER..
BABI TOL!!

Sape nk temankan aku g tgk PAPADOM kames nih??

aku rase cam nk g tgk PAPADOM kames nih..
sape nk ikot temankan aku??
GUYS ONLY..n SINGLE k..
open to all utp students..

bukan nye aku nk menggatal..
reason kenape aku nk ajak lelaki temankan:
1-sbb movie tuh mesti la malam n balik mesti lewat..(aku da fobia nk drive mlm2..lg2 sorang2 sejak langgar pokok)
2-sbb aku tanak ajak pompuan sbb lecehla..kang derang nk g sane la..g sini la..aku nk keluar tgk wayang sahaje..n mkn kalau lapar..
3-reason tanak ajak member2 lain ikot same tgk wayang sbb aku da malas nk plan..biler aku plan jer..sorang x free laa...sorang tanak laa..nk deting laa...so aku malas..
4- lelaki tuh kene single..sbb aku malas lak nk menjawab ngan awek2 korang kalau korang da berawek..unless awek2 korang member baek aku yg jenis x kesah..
5- lg elok kalau korang adelahh member2 yg kamcing gak ngan aku..kalau x nnti aku segan silu mcm kucing malu2..

wayang bayar sendiri..minyak aku sapot..keter aku..
interested??
reply kat blog aku jer..
serious application only..haha
kalau tade sape nk ikot..make terpakselah aku g sorang~~

Lagi Kisah Bapak n Anak....

KISAH 1: LEMANG
yup.as stated story this time is about lemang..every rayer..we make lemang for ourself..n for our regular customers..1 batang rm6..murah sbb buluh kecik..we prefer the small one sbb comel n easy to eat..ngan teros jer..n our lemang..is super sedap..haha..no doubt..kalau x xkan ader regular customer kot..fyi,we did not sell tepi jalan..only to regular customers jer..n this year 80 batang..buluh+daun pisang da ready by ayah..

we usually masak lemang in the morning bcoz some customers are balik kampung in the evening..it tooks 5-6 hours to cook lemang..so one day b4 raye..i wake up at 9..ayah set up the fire already but mum have not yet prepare the santan..in my mind "cepatnyer ayah idupkan api"..so i mandi..my bro mesin kelapa..then i help my mum perah kelapa..almost 10 bijik ok..

then ayah datang "x masukkan lg ker dlm buluh??api da nk abes"
"&$#@" n i bebel to ayah(only aku jer yg brani bebel kat ayah n ayah x lawan..huhu)
"sape suh ayah idopkan api awal2..x nyempat2..pas2 api abes..bising2 marah org lak"
so ayah diam tande mmg betol dier salah..
n thats ayah..kalau dier salah tape kalau kiter salah tabuley~~

dgn muke yg agak marah to ayah..i cepat2 masukkan beras lam buluh..ouh sungguh penat..duduk for almost 1jam lebih..saket pinggang..

after finish i went to bed..for a nap..then its raining..ouh nikmatnye tdo petang dikala ujan~~n i heard mama n ayah busy pasang khemah to protect the lemang..tp aku malas..sleep for only 1/2 jam..kater nap..then ganti ayah to look out after the lemang..he need to pray..

during that time..some of my lemang cooked already an then came the first customer took 20 lemang..rm120 in my pocket..haha..now im the accountant..all the customers paid to me..we sold almost 45 batang..n the rest is for us to eat n give to nenek..

because or baju raye x siap =( that nite we went out to get baju raye n we spent duit lemang on baju raye..hehe..n the balance belongs to my mum..n some for the zakat..

ouh n the lemang is the greatest!!sungguh lemak berkrim..





helping ayah jage lemang..


KISAH 2 sambung nnti k......

Pulau Merah..

since last week..ive been craving for a steak..maybe because i watched Asean Food Channel too much..hehe..but i cant get any steak because dont have much money..no scholar yet last week..

since i got my scholar yesterday, i ask my 2 dayahs to go to ipoh n eat steak..n i want a really2 great steak..

ive done some survey before..hehe..black canyon is too e

xpensive for student..not worth it..n there is no chilis in ipoh..aina suggest us Maria cafe..so we went..excitedly..especially me..

BUT

we saw arak before the entrance..

the kakak said it is halal..but we doubt it..

the kakak is the waiter which means she has to serve arak when customer order for it..am i rite?

doesnt she knows that serving arak is also haram??stupid kakak..

back to my story..

dayahs( got 2 dayah) suggest new restaurant opposite c

heng ho.they said there is a big sign of halal there..

so we went..(hopefully got steak)hehe..

it is a nice restaurant..chairs like kopitiam..n looks like secret recipe too..

it is

ISLAND RED CAFE

yeaaaa...

got steak!!

so we ordered.

MINE: new zealand lamb chop(rm17.90) with BB-chiu sos (read as BBQ..waiter tuh org mane tah tareti sebut Q) + kaya butter toast double(3.00) + honey lemon(3.60)

the BB-chiu sos

DAYAH 1: vege spagetti (8.00)+blue angel(8.00)

Dayah 2: hot n spicy chicken (14.00) + peach n mango drink(8.00)

the food is great..and the special drinks is the BEST!!

the special drinks..blue angel n peach mango

i did not order the special drink..because the food is costly already so save with the drinks..n can "pow" from them later..hehe..

we really enjoyed the food..

air aku yg kecik tuh jer..honey lemon

the peach n mango is the best..it has mango ice blended + "telor ikan peach"

it looks like hair vitamin tuh..but when masuk mulut..it pecah n can taste the peach..syiokkkk woooo...

'the telor ikan peach'

me enjoying ida's drink..haha..mcm aku nyer lak..

upss..licin